StrangeFruit

I like stories. I mean, I like people that tell me stories. Good chance if you tell me a story and give me candy, I may just follow you home. I work...doesn't matter what I do for a living, only that I'm doing it..and I'm living. Once, I was chased by a moose in a Greyhound bus station in Bangor, Maine at 3 in the morning. (seriously) I like to carry alcohol in my purse. People don't know that about me, but it's true. And funny. I don't like long walks on the beach. I don't like gold fish because they're scary. I don't like cheezy people. I don't like men with 'Jersey' accents. It's true. I'm from Jersey..and men that talk like they're from South Jersey turn me off. I love candy, alcohol, Family Guy and laughing at inappropriate times.

Besides all those things, my only two other loves happen to be music and writing. Which is why I'm here. I have no way to post music, but there are definitely some lyrics that need a sound to them.